All Dolled Up In Bellhop Drag

Transvestites make me hot.

I mean, look at them! Eddie Izzard, Tim Curry. Men in stockings and lingerie, makeup, that come-hither look. My little snoopy is sweating just thinking about being near them.

I’m really comfortable with my sexuality, thankyouverymuch. I loves the mens. I loves the ladies, but in a different way. And I can tell (and often shout it out loud) when a woman is looking especially sexy. It’s a purely aesthetic quality I admire, and why not tell your gal-pal, “You look HOT today!”

I’m still sort of puzzled on the transvestite thing, though.

Why do I have that attraction? And don’t tell me, ladies, that your little throbby areas didn’t go wild when you first saw those fuck-me pumps keeping time with the drumbeat when Frank-N-Furter was making his first entrance in the elevator. Sexy, no? Sexy, YES!

Is it because they remind us of…well…us? Is it the fact that, aesthetically, they look pretty darn luscious in the clothing (their legs generally look better in fishnet stockings than mine…but that’s jealousy talkin’)? Is it just that these men are daring enough and comfortable enough with who they are to dress like that in public, and don’t hide? Or are we simply hoping that, in our fantasies, they’ll go shopping with us and be truthful when those pants really do make our asses look huge?

I read an article yesterday at Shades of Grey that discusses a study on bisexuality and whether or not it’s a real phenomenon in men. I love Charlie’s post, the study itself is fraught with peril…FRAUGHT, I tell you! The act of measuring a man’s reaction to various types of porn and how hard he gets really tells you…mmm…not much about his sexual preferences, IMHO. But the post got me thinking…we’re all supposedly a teeny-weeny bit bisexual, in some fashion (repressed or not). So, is my lust for transvestites a function of the inate bisexual traits that we all have? Or is it, as I stated above, a function of aesthetics? Or does it really matter, as long as it turns me on and I have great sex with Sergei? (CLARIFICATION: Sergei does NOT dress in drag, or any sort of women's clothing. I just get turned on watching trannies, go find Sergei, and jump his bone.)

Oh, and to clarify, Eddie and Tim are my top trannies. I didn’t mean to overlook the original drag queens…Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, and Bugs Bunny. Love ya!