Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Sasquatch and S3x

Boy-child finished up 6th grade Reproductive Health lessons. Last night during tuck-in, I asked him (in a seemingly non-caring, non-pressuring way, ever-striving to be the open-minded, cool parent), what they learned.

"Well, we talked about peer pressure, and how everyone grows at their own pace. And how everyone goes through awkward stages. And we role-played, like this one guy had to stand in class and give a report, but he had, uh, a wet spot on his front, and how he handled it, stuff like that. Oh, and we saw pictures."

"Pictures?"

"Yeah. Of p3nises and stuff, and girl parts. They were just drawings, though."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah. The girls parts though? They were hairy! It was like Sasquatch! Oh my god! I can't believe anyone could have that much hair down there!"


Fortunately for me it was dark, and Boy-child couldn't see my shitty grin. Or read my thoughts, which went something like, "Oh just you wait, boy, just wait...you have NO idea."


"Sasquatch", Tenacious D (the F-word is in there somewhere, so beware):

5 Comments:

At 12:35 PM, Blogger Clowncar said...

What's a p3nis? :)

 
At 12:45 PM, Blogger Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

that dream you have Mona? I'd notice!

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger Mona Buonanotte said...

Clowncar: A p3nis is what you have when you don't want search engines to qualify you as a porn site, those dirty dirty bastardos.

Gary: Oh, I'd hope you would! :)

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger jo(e) said...

Smiling at Boy-child ....

 
At 3:09 AM, Blogger Vigor Cindy said...

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