Crazy as in Frantic (and possibly the other way)
I'm a maniac today. All run-run-run, no time. Coupla things that struck me this morning:
1) My daughter finding rhyming words and coming up with this string, "bunny, funny, cunny!". And how a blog I read recently had a lovely bawdy dirty poem using the word 'cunny' as replacement for...er...c*nt. So my daughter's comments reminded me of that dildo at the shop with bunny ears that makes me laugh. So much for rhyming!
2) Another misogynistic pope? Urgh. Glad I'm not Catholic. Pissed I'm not Catholic so I can plan 'upheaval from within'.
3) I have to flesh out this idea, but I think I have the answer to unwanted pregnancies.... It involves the man responsible for the pregnancy, surgery, hormone injections, and giving birth through his penis. It's all about parity, people.
4) There are now 12 (TWELVE!!!) food pyramids. The fuck? The old one was WAY flawed, c'mon, 6-11 servings of breads and cereals a day? Wonder why we're obese, USDA motherfuckers? Do ya?!?!? When I was in school they had a program geared for kids called "Mulligan Stew" with the chant "4! 4! 3! 2! That's the formula for me and you!" 4 breads and cereals, 4 fruits and veggies, 3 meat/protein, 2 milk. Pretty simple! And we were NOT FAT THEN!!!
I'm sweating like a mo-fo, have to plan a school board presentation for tomorrow night, and I have a stress headache and forgot to eat breakfast...again. On the flip side, my son let me kiss him goodbye this morning at school in front of his friends! OMG! And my daughter took her teacher's hand this morning and gladly let me leave! And my darling Sergei was SO sexy this morning I wanted to crawl inside his skin and nuzzle him for the rest of the day.
Fuck. And I have to make cookies and brownies for a work thing tomorrow. Jeebus, does the madness EVER END??