Monday, July 25, 2005

El Joy De Orgasmo

After much hemming and hawing (which is a really strange phrase if you say it loudly enough...go ahead, you'll see what I mean), I have added a post to my alternate site, Cherry Stem Knots. I didn't put it here 'cause even though I'm pretty NSFW, this new thing is really really. It started out as a poem, actually, to celebrate Sergei's return from out of town, but as it had been lonely night after lonely night of me in a big soft bed, the little ode turned to porn. Mona missed Sergei. Mona was horny. Mona wrote porn.

So, check it out when you're alone. Or heck, even when you're not. There's all sorts of sexy-sex words in there, something might turn ya on. (I was sure hot and bothered when I finished with it.)

The incredible Rob Helpy-Chalk has posted 8 variations on a theme, "The Case of the Female Orgasm". (You will find them listed in his right panel under 'Recent Themes'.) I read each with gusto and delight, as I am a connoisseur of the female orgasm, have enjoyed it's various contortions and stylings, and have much to say on the topic. This week I hope to post every day about the female orgasm, taking off on Rob's idea (thanks, Rob, for letting me 'use' you!), and I'll reference the handsome Rob and some other brilliant minds, make some personal revelations and assumptions, and basically just wank off for a week or so.

As a start to "Mona's Orgasm...An Inside Look", let's look at the definition of orgasm.

Wikipedia says the following:

An orgasm, also known as a sexual climax, is a pleasurable psychological or emotional response to prolonged sexual stimulation. It is often accompanied by a notable physiological reaction, such as ejaculation, blushing or spasm and may be followed by aftershocks.

If you continue down the Wiki page, you'll find more definitions and clarifications, a great deal of links to other areas of the sexual experience, body parts, Kinsey, oohhhhhh, there's just so much to think about.

Orgasm is something different to everyone. To me, an orgasm is a tensing, a release, a rush of pleasure that can occur by stimulating nearly any point on my body. I'm hypersensitive, one big erogenous zone. I have learned the fine art of hands-free masturbating, which makes many a rush-hour traffic jam less annoying. I can be turned on with one finger, not even touching me. The older I get, the more orgasmic my body becomes.

I'll get into specifics in future posts. But right now Sergei just read my porn, kissed his approval, and I have things to do. People to do. Person. Aw hell, read porn, somethin' sexy and hot, you deserve it.


At 3:59 PM, Blogger Sergei C. said...

How does your peanut gallery not jump all over this post, I wonder?

I can testify from personal experience that Mona is capable of having an orgasm just from the anticipation of my touching her, without my making actual, physical contact.

When you meet someone like that who can also cook you marry her.

At 4:22 PM, Blogger Rob Helpy-Chalk said...

We're all at work, but didn't want to post until we read the porn.

At 6:03 PM, Blogger Pisser said...

This is the last thing I need to be reading right now. How about a post about a cold shower...?

Oh, wait. I just remembered what you like to do in the shower ;)

At 6:26 PM, Blogger your fiend, mr. jones said...

Being an old prude, but a cool uncle, I will only say I support your right to write porn!

I'm Mr. Jones and I approve this message.

At 9:38 PM, Blogger Mona Buonanotte said...

Sergei: Either I scared 'em off, or they're all getting some sexy sex. And hey, it worked for us!

Rob: Yeah, still waitin' for your comment. What, not dirty enough?

Pisser: Ice cold water hitting your back like bullets, teeth chattering, look down and your fingers are turning blue, the fingers seek warmth, traveling down and down, sliding between...oops, nope, guess a post comment about a cold shower WON'T work!

Mr. Jones: Thanks for your support! I promise less sexy posts soon...gimme a week or so!


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