Monday, September 26, 2005

Stick Man with a Little Lawnmower

I admit it, I’m riding on Sergei’s coattails today. It’s a Monday, and I’m behind before I get here, and so ya get a short post today.

Yes, my handsome and sexy husband shaved his nethers last weekend. Not totally bare, but sort of like you took one of those weedwackers to your overgrown back yard. Leave a little grass, get rid of the 2-foot tall weeds. (Not that Sergei had two feet of hair, it’s just an example, folks!)

I shave. “Down there.” Pretty durn close. I usually leave just a little teeny tiny fur rug around the “Little Flower”. (For our anniversary weekend I went all out, totally buck-bare, and I enjoyed that enormously.)

I shave for me. Although I do understand that Sergei appreciates being able to see all my pink layers without having to take a comb and part my pubes. But I do it because it makes ME feel good. No itchy rubbing on my panties. No fumbling in the shower. Makes hands-free-masturbation even easier.

So.

Here’s your Truth Or Dare Question: Do you shave your hoo-ha? How much? How often? Why? If you don’t want to answer, an emoticon will do. If you have no emoticons, a simple head nod will do.

(I feel this post lives up to the link placement in Rob Helpy-Chalk's blog under "The Couple That Blogs About Their Sex Life". Feelin' a bit randy today. Meowwww....)

6 Comments:

At 12:56 PM, Blogger SVN, prn said...

I am a newbie to the full shave just this past summer. As for quanity, I shave as much as I can without risking injury! I first shaved in the very early summer and then again in the last week or so.... but I'm not sure where I stand....some days I like it some days I don't..why?

Likes: easy hygeine, makes me feel sexy and naughty

Dislikes: 'five o'clock shadow' effect, red bumps

Guess in typically female fashion I will let my mood dictate the fequency and amount. I'm leaning towards a mid-range so it's less scratchy.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Used Hack said...

I'm a straight male, but I probably do about as much trimming and shaving as your average gay porn star. :)

 
At 8:34 AM, Blogger Mona Buonanotte said...

svn,prn: When I first started, I used a fresh razor and soap, which was supposed to be 'recommended', but I just cut myself up. Now I guess my skin is tough enough that I can use an old razor and Edge gel, and it turns out fine. But still, sometimes...yeowch!

Used Hack: Now I'll have visions of gay porn stars in my head all day. (sigh)

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have been shaving for awhile and i find that the easiest way to not get bumps is to shave with the hair and not against it, not as close of a shave but close enough to be smooth and you don't get the irritation.
i think shaving is so much cleaner than not.

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger Ms. Sheila Whotiger said...

Sometimes I go on a hair removal kick, so if I get my eyebrows waxed or something all hair must go. Then I let it all grow in, then I get rid of it all again. Fun. But when I am doing it's always for me, just a bonus that's it's an interesting thing for my man/boy too.

 
At 7:24 PM, Blogger Als Son said...

You should read best lawn mower consumer reports before buying it

 

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