Dr. Soccer Mom and Ms. Thang

See, on the outside I’m all unassuming and easy-going and love to tote the kids to soccer and dance, and buy tangerine frappe-whatzis in the grocery store coffee kiosk, and watch the evening news with actual interest…

…but on the inside…

…I’m this girl, all growly and sexy and flirty and ballsy.

I do have tattoos, though, so I got that goin’ for me.




(Sergei got me this cd for Mothers Day. I'm all gooshy. Highly recommend.)