Bigger or Smarter?
I've took the day off work to play with the kids and with my lovely sister, who's in town from a far-off state. Since I'm preoccupied with big decisions (do we go bowling, or just eat ice cream?), I thought I'd pose to you a query that had me stumped this morning.
If you had the choice, would you choose:
a) To increase your bust size/perkiness (for men, penis length/girth) by 50%
b) To increase your intelligence by 10% (based on standard IQ tests)
A stumper.
Comments?
posted by Mona Buonanotte @ 10:18 AM
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Hmm I figure I'm smart enough if the standard IQ tests are anything to go by so I'll take perkiness for 50% Alex.
Intelligence. I have enough tit for a couple of skinny people and plenty left over.
Penis. I'm happy with my intellect. The extra 50% down there, that's just ice cream on the cake. Now if that extra 50% meant a reduction of intellect by 10%, I'll stick with what Mother Nature gave me.
I would definitely go for the 10%. I figure that's the amount of brain cells that I've killed with booze and I NEED THEM BACK.
The boobs I could always buy or have lifted if I had to, but personally I think that is stupid. The em-phasis is on the wrong syll-able, mentally, I think. Priorities screwed up. Bass-ackwards. I prefer to love the bo0bies I have, rather than mutilate them. Plus, for a breast lift, don't they pretty much cut your nipples off and stitch them back on?! Can't be good.
I'd go with added wang.
I'm just smart enough that I have the option of getting good jobs and managing personal projects well, but not so smart that I'd feel obligated to study rocket science. Adding that much brain is pretty much gonna stick me in a 100 hour a week job.
But added wang? That'll put her to sleep....
Intelligence, hands down. Heaven knows my tits don't need to be any bigger.
I'd go with added perkiness.
Not to sound conceited but my intelligence has already gotten me in trouble enough times...
Neither. Why? Ever heard of "too much of a good thing"? 8-) I could put someone's eye out with my tatas, and if I were smarter, I might be dissatisfied with my life. Better leave well enough alone, I think.
Ah, Marcheline is wise. I don't need more size, but I could use the perkiness. Any more IQ points, and people are gonna be disappointed with how I turned out.
The 10% intelligence. That will stick with you, the perkiness is gonna go away no matter what you do. Damn, gravity!
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