Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Bigger or Smarter?

I've took the day off work to play with the kids and with my lovely sister, who's in town from a far-off state. Since I'm preoccupied with big decisions (do we go bowling, or just eat ice cream?), I thought I'd pose to you a query that had me stumped this morning.

If you had the choice, would you choose:

a) To increase your bust size/perkiness (for men, penis length/girth) by 50%
b) To increase your intelligence by 10% (based on standard IQ tests)

A stumper.

Comments?

15 Comments:

At 10:34 AM, Blogger Julie said...

Intelligence, for sure.

Now if you offered me 50% more beauty, I'd take it in a heartbeat. But boobs? Not so much.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Lost said...

Hmm I figure I'm smart enough if the standard IQ tests are anything to go by so I'll take perkiness for 50% Alex.

 
At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penis. Easy.

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Serra said...

Intelligence. I have enough tit for a couple of skinny people and plenty left over.

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger Cecil B. said...

Can I get 25 and 5?

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Fusion said...

Penis. I'm happy with my intellect. The extra 50% down there, that's just ice cream on the cake. Now if that extra 50% meant a reduction of intellect by 10%, I'll stick with what Mother Nature gave me.

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger Pisser said...

I would definitely go for the 10%. I figure that's the amount of brain cells that I've killed with booze and I NEED THEM BACK.

The boobs I could always buy or have lifted if I had to, but personally I think that is stupid. The em-phasis is on the wrong syll-able, mentally, I think. Priorities screwed up. Bass-ackwards. I prefer to love the bo0bies I have, rather than mutilate them. Plus, for a breast lift, don't they pretty much cut your nipples off and stitch them back on?! Can't be good.

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Maine said...

I'd go with added wang.

I'm just smart enough that I have the option of getting good jobs and managing personal projects well, but not so smart that I'd feel obligated to study rocket science. Adding that much brain is pretty much gonna stick me in a 100 hour a week job.

But added wang? That'll put her to sleep....

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Maine said...

However, since this is hypothetical... I'd say the added brain is a better asset.

Because if you're an idiot with a shit job, no woman is ever going to see your penis in the first place.

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Avatar said...

Intelligence, hands down. Heaven knows my tits don't need to be any bigger.

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger Cecil B. said...

I've been rolling this over in my head, and 50% is pretty big. There comes a point when size becomes an inhibitor rather than a promoter. I think anyways.

 
At 4:15 PM, Blogger annush said...

I'd go with added perkiness.
Not to sound conceited but my intelligence has already gotten me in trouble enough times...

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger Marcheline said...

Neither. Why? Ever heard of "too much of a good thing"? 8-) I could put someone's eye out with my tatas, and if I were smarter, I might be dissatisfied with my life. Better leave well enough alone, I think.

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Orange said...

Ah, Marcheline is wise. I don't need more size, but I could use the perkiness. Any more IQ points, and people are gonna be disappointed with how I turned out.

 
At 10:36 PM, Anonymous NJ said...

The 10% intelligence. That will stick with you, the perkiness is gonna go away no matter what you do. Damn, gravity!

 

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