A Greasy Bucketful of Appreciation
To say ‘Thanks’ for my going ‘above/beyond’, a co-worker just brought me a horse-bucket-sized tub of cashews and trail mix.
It’s staring at me from my desk.
How am I s’posed to concentrate with THAT staring me in the face?
Besides eating it like a greedy girl, what should I do with this? Bounce the crescent-shaped kernels off the boss' head? Any suggestions?