Thursday, January 17, 2008

Poetry Friday WORD for Tomorrow, PLUS Mona Gets a New Toy!

Sweet, wonderful Maggie has offered up the Poetry Friday WORD for tomorrow, a word so delicious and succulent that it prompted me to write a little song about it last night. And I don’t write songs, OR sing, but that’s the power of the word! Y’want it? The Word is…JUICE. Ah…juice…just saying it, even silently, makes my mouth water. Feel free to use the word JUICE in your blog posts tomorrow, in whatever form squeezes your lemons…poem, song, story, photo, recipe, sculpture, memory, YouTube offering involving citrus fruits and cats….

Some girlfriends and I are Going Out tomorrow night to go shopping at our local Adult store. We’ve been talking about doing it for years. One of my friends had a hysterectomy 2 years ago, and I told her before her surgery that when she got out, I was gonna buy her a new "lil’ friend" afterwards. I still haven’t made good on the deal. Then last year when I had my h-tomy, we decided, yes, it’s time for BOTH of us to get one. And of course we have to bring our friend J, who is totally sexy and totes cool, she and I compare cleavage every day and nod and smile appropriately…”Nice rack today!” Before we get all Sexy-Sexy-Girls on the world, we’re going to visit one of those cheap-o grocery stores, J swears by them, so I can fulfill one New Years Resolution of not giving more money to Corporate America than I have to. Then we’ll go out to eat, then toy shopping. I’m not sure what I’m gonna get, I have the basics…knowing me, I’ll prolly just end up with body gel and another set of handcuffs. I wonder if the in-laws know what I’m doing with the birthday money they gave me last year?! ;-)

4 Comments:

At 12:22 PM, Blogger meno said...

You just can't go wrong with ANOTHER set of handcuffs. Get the fur-lined ones.

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger Maggie said...

because more handcuffs = more fun

of course, once you get into the adult store, you'll probably have a hard time deciding what you want. like a kid in a candy store...

 
At 4:36 PM, Blogger patches said...

Consider adding a riding crop to the shopping list...then you can offer it up to your in-laws to perform this years birthday licks...then again that's probably sergei's job and I suspect he won't need a riding crop..

 
At 1:06 AM, Blogger Coffee-Drinking Woman said...

Hee! I want friends like yours!

 

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