I've heard that when Tiger Woods gets angry on the golf course, instead of swearing, he'll say "Butt".
In that vein...
I just pulled myself out of an inane forum on Amazon where people were discussing a particular hate-filled vein of politics, posts full of indignance and venom and denial. I let myself read it. Which is a big mistake. 'Cause whenever I read crap from boisterous racists who insist they're race is the only "good" race, I just want to slap them. My heart races, my hands tremble, and I want to give them a good hard nose-in-their-own-poop shove. How. Dare. You. What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding, anyway? Ya bastards.