Her mouth was wide and sweet as well
Work ain’t supposed to be sexy, unless you’re a stripper or a musician who gets somma dat ass on tour.
Work ain’t supposed to be sexy, especially in the IT department, fulla geek-boys who’d rather write code than watch football.
Work ain’t supposed to be sexy, working under deadline and feeling like your bowels will explode under the pressure of more management shit.
In my IT Project Planning meeting this morning, I got all ooshy-gooshy when the geek-guys started talking about dlls and servers and files and routers and dotnet this and VB6 that and turning to me to ask, “Can we get together later to poke around in there?” I could feel that sexy smell coming out from my nethers, I swear.
While investigating a system-expansion thing just now during lunch, I caught myself fellating a carrot. Quite aptly, I should add.
Now, y’all are computer-savvy, to some degree. Does this computer stuff turn you on? Anything about it? Does your cooter quiver when you hit ‘Publish Post’ on your latest blog? Do you enjoy fooling with the html? Does Technorati make you scream, “Oh Yes! Oh Baby, right there!”??
‘Scuse me, I’m needed to discuss ‘software’ with one of the guys, and it might involve me taking off my sweater….